Hide Cheese

       "Look at me" shouted Little Mad Hatter.  "Hide Cheese is really good for you but you have to do it slow.  Really slow like this."  Little Mad Hatter proceeds to demonstrate said Hide Cheese.  "Hide Cheese is a really old form of exercise that they used to teach people.  But you have to do it slow, even slower than ballet."

     Mommy, finally approaching a stop light, turns and looks quizzically at Little Mad Hatter who is contorting herself as much as she can in her car seat while Little Cheshire Cat encourages her with squeals of laughter and applause. 

     Little Mad Hatter continues her rant on Hide Cheese, "See the really old ancients and monks and stuff do it in Egypt." Then she flashed The Smile that only the race of Mad Hatters can smile.
 
     The dawning of enlightenment that is understanding Little Mad Hatter has finally reached Mommy.  "OH!  Little Mad Hatter, its pronounced T'ai Chi, and the practice started in China."

     "Yes, that's what I said, Hide Cheese" replied Little Mad Hatter.  "And in Weirdieland, we call China; Egypt."

     Oh Child.